Monday, May 18, 2009

Trolls!

Do you remember those trolls dolls? Hair like Heatmeiser, naked, squishy faces?

Well, Saturday night I was out for an annual Girls Night with these ladies. (We have all moved to various far and away places, yet we still manage to meet up at least once a year.)

After a relaxing, laughter-filled dinner discussing things like; which Hollywood celebrities we would most want to hang out with, and, how when your college boyfriend picks a Erasure song as "your song" it might just clue you in to his true sexual orientation, we decided to catch a movie.

As we are driving down the highway - at night- all of a sudden this car pulls in front of us COVERED in trolls. They were attached to the front and rear bumpers, to the rear-view mirrors, to the roof of the car and the top of the trunk. (This is a picture that BB#1 found online.)

Laura, our driver, started swerving like a drunk and we all started screaming. We were able to avoid a collision, but that bizarre car kinda freaked us all out. Since it was dark we couldn't tell exactly what was on the car at first- but we saw lots of hair and little bits of faces. SCARY!

What kind of person would attached hundreds of trolls to their car??? We were anxious to pull up next to the car to peek at the driver. We didn't see the long-haried guy in the picture, but rather a middle-age, bald man. Seriously! Not exactly the kind of man I'd leave my kids with! Yikes!

6 comments:

Jenni said...

Whoa that is weird!! Sounds like you had an awesome night sans being scared by crazy troll car man!:)

Cheryl said...

I think that trolls are scary enough all by themselves...they don't need to be attached to a car. Bytheway, that is a really cute picture of you!!!

Julie Ramsay said...

Freaky! I've never seen anything like it! That would be scary at night!!! wonder if he thinks its a chick magnet?

Mom of Three said...

Still wondering if we should have followed him...probably not a great idea!

Dodi said...

(Whispering) "Hey guys... I think I have an idea for Ganelle's next birthday..."

Martha said...

Gives new meaning to the idea of "creepy middle aged dude TROLLING for chicks!"

EWWWWWWWWWWW